Speaking english is bad for your heart?

Someone sent me the following in an email. I thought it was pretty funny, so I posted it here.

HERE'S THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION AND HEALTH. IT'S A RELIEF TO KNOW THE
TRUTH AFTER ALL THOSE CONFLICTING MEDICAL STUDIES!!!

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: EAT AND DRINK WHAT YOU LIKE. SPEAKING ENGLISH IS APPARENTLY
WHAT KILLS YOU!!!

The graphic above comes from the American Heart Association website. Follow the link for their recommendations on heart disease prevention.